The difference between men and women is Capt’n Crunch ?

- another CL find-

O.K. – I’ve stumbled upon the crux(differences)between women and men….Men need sugar- and women need sticks(leaves, sprouts, oats)….You see- when we’re young- both boys and girls love Fruit Loops and Capt. Crunch…But as we get older- something happens in women- that doesn’t occur in men…Somewhere around 12- 13- girls(women)start to eat differently- they start to wander away from Fruit Loops and Capt. Crunch- and start foraging on sticks and grains and straw- while men continue slurping on cereal….Men never lose their desire for Capt. Crunch – Yet later in life- as women become mothers- we see them chastising their husbands for their refusal to eat sticks- and forcing their children to eat Grape Nuts and Shredded Wheat(all the while looking at their father’s for relief)….

• .You can just imagine the horror at school- when the kid opens his/her lunch-pale and discovers a granola bar- instead of a Snickers Bar…..

What I’m proposing- is for women to re-discover their inner Fruit Loop- and try to re-connect with their dormant Capt. Crunch…This re-discovery will re-invigorate all your immediate and peripheral relationships- for the tacit benefit of all…Think about it – Your kids will be happier(less stress)- your husband will be happier(more sex)- and you’ll re-discover bowling and fishing – Which is really what life is all about, isn’t it?….So I’m just passing this enlightened discovery on to you(in the name of science)- in the hopes of creating a better harmony- and balancing the universe…

If any of this makes sense- then please put down your sprouts(home for aphids, knats and slug larve)- and pick up your spoon- and join me for breakfast…The first bowl is on me(hopefully not literally)…..Besides eating well- I like riding motorcycles, concerts at small venues, wine tasting and road-trips…Please inculde a pic(so I’ll have something other than the backs of cereal boxes to stare at)….