buy me stuff

Seriously, what use are some of you if you aren’t working hard to make me happy. Yes, there are some of you that I really like talking to, and some of you that are too funny to not talk to – as well as the pathetic losers – but some of you should really BUY me presents! Why? Because I totally deserve them! (also I just moved and had a HUGE yard sale – don’t you wish I had invited you – I sold my underwear!)

Here is a wish list of what I want. It links you to the stores – and when you purchase it ships it to me – without you ever knowing where it is being shipped to (face it, some of you are freaks!) I promise to post pictures of your tokens!

Yes Yosemite,

imagine resting your head on those, or licking them, or licking the cream off of them. You know you want to. You know you wish I would let you – but poor poor Yosemite isn’t really allowed to touch them too much!
And for you trannie panty boys – well, just keep dreaming that you will someday have a pair like mine.

suck on this

dream on