buy me stuff

Seriously, what use are some of you if you aren’t working hard to make me happy. Yes, there are some of you that I really like talking to, and some of you that are too funny to not talk to – as well as the pathetic losers – but some of you should really BUY me presents! Why? Because I totally deserve them! (also I just moved and had a HUGE yard sale – don’t you wish I had invited you – I sold my underwear!)

Here is a wish list of what I want. It links you to the stores – and when you purchase it ships it to me – without you ever knowing where it is being shipped to (face it, some of you are freaks!) I promise to post pictures of your tokens!