buy me stuff

Seriously, what use are some of you if you aren’t working hard to make me happy. Yes, there are some of you that I really like talking to, and some of you that are too funny to not talk to – as well as the pathetic losers – but some of you should really BUY me presents! Why? Because I totally deserve them! (also I just moved and had a HUGE yard sale – don’t you wish I had invited you – I sold my underwear!)

Here is a wish list of what I want. It links you to the stores – and when you purchase it ships it to me – without you ever knowing where it is being shipped to (face it, some of you are freaks!) I promise to post pictures of your tokens!

Jerod in Pennsylvania

Jerod Mathew or Jerod Michael – who works in a manufacturing plant in Penn State – you are seriously one deranged and f*’d up, poorly hung panty sniffing mo-fo.

 

Be on the look out for a man with brown hair, bklue eyes about 6 feet tall who loves to sniff recently worn, unwashed panties.

Let’s face it, it is probably as close to a real womans’ personal bits as he is likey to get.

 

COme on loser, send me the picture you owe me!

it is important to be comfortable in your own skin, this is mine

Such sexy legs . . hey, what’s in the panties?!?

Christmas in July

I love presents, I love to buy them , to give them and to pick them out,. I also really enjoy Christmas and that season. Because I live in So Cal – it is blazing hot here.

I keep myself cool by mailing out Christmas cards in July.

Write me iif you want to be added to my list.

and of course, I am always always acepting presents… you know the link http://www.thethingsiwant.com/mmwants/list/princess12toes/

Go lay an egg

Thank you soo much to the man who wanted to lay eggs for me on Yahoo. That was a hoot!

hook up with steve

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/717685355.html

my idea of a foot rub…

borrowed from Planet Trample.com
My feet hurt, and offers?

you are invited to join… say MMMM mmm good!

and… you missed it. soo sorry

the simple pleasures . . .

I love a clean car