Jerod Mathew or Jerod Michael – who works in a manufacturing plant in Penn State – you are seriously one deranged and f*’d up, poorly hung panty sniffing mo-fo.
Be on the look out for a man with brown hair, bklue eyes about 6 feet tall who loves to sniff recently worn, unwashed panties.
Let’s face it, it is probably as close to a real womans’ personal bits as he is likey to get.
COme on loser, send me the picture you owe me!
I have this fantasy about being in a relationship with a woman who I just adore, someone dominant, who knows what she wants, and someone who might want a submissive cuckold boyfriend. I long to be subjugated to you, to be underneath you, less than you, and I would be your cuckold boyfriend if you wish it. I would love to be close to you, to be allowed to cuddle with you, to please you, I especially would love to be allowed to pamper you, to bathe you, brush your hair, rub your feet, but if you decide that I’m to never be allowed to have sex with you, that I’m too submissive and pathetic to ever be worthy of such a thing, and that you would only let a real man have sex with you, I would accept my place. If you were to decide that I’m not really even a man, and to keep me locked in a chastity device, not allowed use of my penis at all, prevented from even being able to get an erection or to be able to touch my penis at all, I would accept, and give you the only key. And you could laugh at me, at how pathetic I am, at how I would never be able to satisfy a woman, with my limp little dick locked up in chastity while you give yourself to a real man… In truth, I even went and bought a chastity device recently… You could make me help prepare you for a date with a real man, or to go out and meet men, tease me and drive me crazy with lust and frustration, reminding me how I’m too pathetic to be allowed to have sex with you, and that I don’t deserve any release, or to be allowed to touch my penis at all. You could make me go with you, and flirt with guys right in front of me, telling them that I’m your bitch, and humiliating me in public. I would be submissive to you in all things, you could talk down to me, humiliate me in front of others, ridicule me, put me down, ruin me, take away my manhood, and tell me to do things, I would always obey you… You could have me serve you too, like a slave even, and in your daily life, cleaning after you, doing all your housework, serving you intimately, doing as I’m told. I just long to be your bitch really…
Sorry Michael, we spoke 3 nights ago and I forgot to blog!
I was diistracted by the story of the man whose wife cuckholds him and makes him “help” the man into her. Dumb ass loser -
I lost my focus, and I appologize, but now I have done it – you are immortal in the Carolina’s and in your soft pink undies!
okay, so I have always thought a rolled up sleeping bag was a great tool (may be why I love to camp soo much!), they actually have a tool for some of those activities. the WEDGE. I looked at The Pleasure Chest – but you can find one near you.
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Did you know that Candy Necklace Candy is my favorite candy of all time? It is! I soo have someone in mind who can modle these for me!
Some sex ideas used to make my tummy turn – Rimming is one of them. Now, I don’t mind being rimmed- but understand that I won’t be kissing you again any time soon – unless you use
A DENTAL DAM. This is my favorite- it comes in Strawberry flavor!
I also like Dental Dams for receiving oral – I get off on the frustration of not being penetrated by your tounge- which makes me want you in me even more than I craved cock before!
If only my Moto-Q could download ring tones, there are a few men who would be assigned this catch tune.
get it here:http://www.condomcondom.org/
It is part of the BBC’s mission to get men, especially in India (and from my experience they have a thing for anal sex) talking about Condoms.
I agree, real men can talk about condoms and a thoughtful man will insist on using one.
It’s true. I ditched a date in the middle of “Batman: The Dark Knight” today.
Eww. He fidgets and makes weird mouth noises and is possibly a virgin. I swear he left PETTING me across the table like I was his cat. in the theater he scooted super close and reached across his body to rub my arm. It tickles.
I did not want to kiss him, I did not want to sit next to him, and to be honest – I sure did not want to even know him. NASTY
I told him I had to move my car and then drove to get a hair cut and texted him my apologies. He called and asked if I wanted him to come hang for a while at my place.
ummmmm, NO!
So I get a lot of surprised looks from family and men in general when I tell them I have never owned a sex toy.
Seriously – why would I? Isn’t that what YOU are for?
I have standards and they include “Accept no substitutes and give no discounts”
Your mouth, your hands, and your package are just what I want and having them any way I want (or if I am in a giving mood- any way YOU want) is just fine with me.
I have been a little frustrated lately though. Dating and searching for the next “Greatest Lover Ever” will do that to a girl. To that end I have found myself across the table at countless fancy restraunts, in movie theaters, clubs, private dinners with the “entertainment folk of La LA land” and secretly been texting under the table or with my hands thrust inside my purse and Moto-Q on silent but tapping away.
I am writing to all the lovers past. I have this knack of telling them I am on a date. Maybe surreptitiously taking a picture of my potential play mate and texting it to them along with details of what my plans are.
I know it is cruel – to remind them of the perfect blow jobs they used to get routinely or on surprise – or to remind them that I squirt . . . but it gets me off, and when the man I am dining with may never get the chance to try to do the same: I am glad they are out there. My boy toys.
Thank you soo much to the man who wanted to lay eggs for me on Yahoo. That was a hoot!
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/717685355.html
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