Razor burn

Oh people PLEASE – don’t send me pictures of you that star your razor burn! My Eyes! You have burned them with that image!

No panties ever looked sexy or humiliating when surrounded by a red rash!

Window shopping

So, my bed is just below my window. I undersatand that in CA this is a bad plan (Earthquakes and all) but I like it there.

 

Yesterday I was on the phone with a caller and… enjoying myself a little too much when I heard a tapping. Someone was standing outside my window and watching.

I immediately changed angles to give the guy a better look.

Animal sex is kinda popular – Baaaaad

now, I do subscribe to the “safe, sane, and consentual” thoery of sexual behavior – and I won’t talk about anything that is not – or even is marginal.

I mean, EWWW! That is tacky and a total turn off for me (and, even if YOU are paying- it IS all about me!).

So, imagine my surprise when I hate a ratings jump when I put up the inflate a mate sheep link!

Nasty people! If little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, I bet YOU know where to find them!

Drew and the human condition

Dear Panty Boy Drew,
I understand you and I won’t punnish you for that.

You are reading this Blog while wearing your frothy panties- penis neatly tucked back. Over your wide chest a bra is strapped- covering your nipples and ribbons traveling over your shoulders and down your back. With every breath you feel the constriction of the band and it gets you aroused.

Your window shade is open, because you know I like you to walk around in the light- in little danger of exposure-but any danger is exciting, especially in N.E. Penn State. (better than the state pen !lol! ) But ALOT of danger makes you sick. You wouldn’t really mind folks thinking you wore panties, if only they would not judge you for it!

It’s okay. We all want to be human and we all have frailties. I am not here to make you pay for them.

Breast Health Awareness- a good reason to be felt up

I know this is my sex blog and it is intended to be exciting and sexy – so why am I writing about breast HEALTH?!?!? Because nothing is sexy about a mastectomy (where they cut off your boob).

Here is your free one time look at my breasts –

Yes, I like them too! That is why I check them each month, I push them , touch them, and feel deep inside them for any new bumps, lumps, or unexplainable spots or flaking skin. As you can see, my breasts are large, and deeper than my fingers are long ( we call that a J-Cup boys) so I need to do a mammogram also. I hate those – they are horrible and remind me of what having the elevator doors closing on my tits would feel like – painful! The black stickers are kinda cool though…

So, if you have boobs, love boobs or both – get yours and all the ones around you checked.

PS – hey men, did you know YOU can get breast cancer too? Come here, and let me feel you up!

more underwear….

from www.cafepress.com/princess12toes

Would you say you would travel for sex?

This is an actual e-mail I got ….

I can teach you pretty much anything about the various fetishes, weirdnesses, and unusual sexual behaviors that your ALT profile says you’re curious about.  I’m a switch, so I can teach you about submitting, or dominating if you’re curious about that.  In fact, if you’re curious about Las Vegas, New York, politics, religion, the theatre, horse racing, overnight trips in sleeping cars on passenger trains, I can teach you about those, and many other topics as well.

If you’ve AOL or AIM, we can easily chat here.  I’ve got Yahoo Instant Messenger, but I only use it occasionally.  If and when you’re comfortable enough, we can talk on the telephone.  If we reach that point, I can easily come to California to meet for real, and see if there’s anything here we both want to pursue.  Until one of those takes place, we can email, of course.  I work nights, so I’m usually on in the mornings, early to mid-morning.  Normally, I’m off Wednesday and Thursday, and can pretty much be here any time, depending on what I’m doing.

I hope to hear back from you.

Work in a Dungeon . . . if only I could wear high heels!

POSITIONS AVAILABLE:

Mistress/sub/switch Monday-Friday day time No experience necessary, but preferred. Training and apprenticeships available. Experience and wardrobe A+. Must have at least matching bra/panty set w/garter belt & stocking with high heels. Shoes must have a stiletto heel – no clunky platforms. Must be over 22 and able to provide proof of age and identity. We do no offer any kind of sex or full service.

Phone booker – Monday-Friday days

Must have at least 2 years solid experience booking adult phones. Escort phone experience okay, but must have at least some knowledge of fetish. We can teach you the rest. Must be 25+, responsible, be able to multi-task and work well under presure, with a great sales pitch, customer service/people skills, patience, understanding, good match making abilities and able to manage artistic people and temperaments as well as present well in person.

To apply call 323 465 8900 and ask for Andrew.

Model/Actresses – Per assignment.

We shoot 2X a month, sometimes more. Dommes must be very experienced, with their own fetish wardrobe. Submissve female must be able to take a pretty heavy scene. No Prima Donnas and you must take pride in what you do. We care very much about the final product and you must too. If you’re looking for a quick buck, to get in and out as fast as possible, keep cruising Craigslist. We consider what we do an art and are looking to work with other Artists.

To apply, contact the Head Mistress at MssTara8@aol.com sending as many pics as possible, previous experience, special talents and fields of expertise. We shoot very extreme content that is very tastefully done and with good production values. We do both pay and trade shoots. Trade models, we can show you our sample and references upon request once we know you are real too.

We are looking for FEMALE models only. We do sometime use males, but there is absolutely NO PAY for males. This is a Female owned and operated organization based on the principles of Female Supremacy and we consider it inappropriate for a male to profit from Women. So only apply of you are submissive and just happy for the opportunity to serve.

All applicants must be at least over 21 and able to show proof of age and identity.

Stupid sexy video . . me likey!

How to date correctly

Stop whining! 

“Dating is hard”, Dating is scary“, “all the good men/women are taken or gay and I am not“, “finding someone is not possible“, “I am going to die alone”.

Seriously?!?!? If I hear any one of these phrases again this week, my ear will fall off and hop away from my phone!

Write this down: Dating is F-U-N!

Personally, dating is my favorite hobby. Dating is also a great way to network and make friends, Dating is a commonly shared dilemma that can bring you and your other single friends bonded together for support and creative searches.If dating is a trauma drama, STOP. Whatever you are doing is wrong.

Think of dating as standing at the Baskin Robins’ 31 flavor counter and think of the opposite sex as sitting on one of those mini spoons. Dating is taking a bite sized taste of being with someone and being able to toss the spoon before you buy the scoop.Your greatest hurdle will be “Where do I find someone to date”. The answer is simple. You will find them wherever you want to be. Literally.

Here is today’s example:

Tonight I was at my almost favorite restaurant (Rudy’s) for dinner with the family and I was asked out as I walked out the door. He already had one mark in his favor – he likes the same environment and food that I do. Right away i knew we could agree on food and if I go out with him; I know how much money to bring to get out of the restaurant having paid my fair share and escape with grace.

I find people who like what I like when I go to places I want to be. Duh! It sounds easy, but often we don’t make the time to get out of our homes and open up to the chance to meet newbies to our lives.

List your interests and hobbies. Now list the hobbies you WOULD have if you gave up an hour of television each night. Ahhh, see something taking shape? Cut out some of your internet perusing also… Wow – look at that!

You could have a life! Now, go live it. Open up the Chamber of Commerce web pages for the city you are in and those around you. Specifically look for your events and locations that cater to your tastes and GO THERE! Once you are there, LOOK FOLKS IN THE EYE and nod, smile, tip your hat…. acknowledge their existence. Talk to one of them. “DON’T PLAN TO MARRY THIS PERSON- JUST TALK TO THEM”. If they don’t chatter back at you, move on. Seek out the comfort of someone you enjoy. Invite them to coffee or to meet you at the same place next week…

Ask your friends who they know. Last night I was having dinner with 6 beautiful women – SINGLE women. So, I brought along a single guy friend. There was no love connection, but now he knows 6 more women and they have met one more single guy to keep in mind in case they find someone he might like. Single folk know other single folks – so ask them.  Go to parties, get-togethers, make your own weekend plans with friends, and talk to strangers.

Have a SAFE CALL. Sometimes those we agree to be alone with are freaks – and I don’t mean in the fun ways. Always tell a friend before hand where you are going, who you are meeting, and what time. (I know, sounds like telling your parents about your plans, but this is for your own good). Ask them to call you 15 to 20 minutes after the start time and have a phrase you can say to let them know you are with The Boogie Man and are not free to run away. Mine is “I’d kill for a banana right now” If you know me, you know why this works! This also gives you a chance to say “Hey, nice meeting you but there isn’t chemistry. I want to catch a movie with a friend, why don’t you come along”. It is okay to be nice to your rejects. Use that camera phone and surreptitiously take a snap of your date, you can MMS it to a friend so if you turn up missing the police have a photo ID of the last person to see you alive. I know, that is morbid, but…. Be safe. Sometimes I like to take pictures of the bad dates and blog them out or post them on Craigslist.com.

But then again, I may be evil!

TOM LYKIS listeners know that DATING MEANS SEX to him and his crowd. It does not have to mean sex to you.If you are going to be “having the sex”, use a condom. Every time. I don’t care that you won’t always have one on you –I can’t follow you around with a bag of Trojans! Don’t take a chance with your merchandise! There will be more on dating to come (like the pun?), but now I am tired and have to run out to a late night coffee with… a man.