Archive for the stupid people Category

Jerod in Pennsylvania

Posted in fettish, made me smile, men are pigs, panties, panty, sex, stupid people, underwear on January 25, 2009 by lovetrials

Jerod Mathew or Jerod Michael – who works in a manufacturing plant in Penn State – you are seriously one deranged and f*’d up, poorly hung panty sniffing mo-fo.

 

Be on the look out for a man with brown hair, bklue eyes about 6 feet tall who loves to sniff recently worn, unwashed panties.

Let’s face it, it is probably as close to a real womans’ personal bits as he is likey to get.

 

COme on loser, send me the picture you owe me!

A Nut stuck around a penis. . . true story

Posted in stupid people with tags , , , on August 31, 2008 by lovetrials

from AFP -
Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) – A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
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The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

“The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday),” hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

Hi Randy

Posted in blackmail, panties, panty, stupid people on August 19, 2008 by lovetrials

how much is it worth

do you like my power over your sorry pantyhose wearing sissy ass? I think you do!

♥ stupid mail from a stupid man

Posted in stupid people on August 3, 2008 by lovetrials

Great Pic!!!

Interested in Simultaneous orgasm?

It happens all the time with the woman I talk to,

My Profile is; goodlistener03301

Being tapped out with the finances, for the moment,

I cannot place any “niteflirt charged” calls,

But, if your interested in speaking with,

A good listening, witty, playful, kid at heart,

Who is equipped with unlimited fantasies and is sensitive,

to the needs of a woman.

Then email me and we’ll work something out.;)

with verz cell or calling each other on niteflirt or etc?

david;)

please reply,  thx♥

Sorry Losers, No more pity dates

Posted in dating, sex, stupid people on August 3, 2008 by lovetrials

It’s true. I ditched a date in the middle of “Batman: The Dark Knight” today.

Eww. He fidgets and makes weird mouth noises and is possibly a virgin. I swear he left PETTING me across the table like I was his cat. in the theater he scooted super close and reached across his body to rub my arm. It tickles.

I did not want to kiss him, I did not want to sit next to him, and to be honest – I sure did not want to even know him. NASTY

I told him I had to move my car and then drove to get a hair cut and texted him my apologies. He called and asked if I wanted him to come hang for a while at my place.

ummmmm, NO!

Steve McGinty, MyFly… whatever your name is…

Posted in blackmail, panties, panty, steve mcginty, steven mcginty, stupid people with tags , , , on June 28, 2008 by lovetrials

I am starting to hand out your telephone number today to strangers so your girlfriend can call them back as well and ask for you.

Would you like that?

Please, anyone who wants both of Steve’s numbers, and ROse Mcginties e-mail…. you just let me know. He’s a pussy cat.

it;s not wise to write rude things . . . .

Posted in men are pigs, stupid people on June 4, 2008 by lovetrials

stupid caller

can you leap frog?

Posted in brain teaser, friending, made me smile, stupid people with tags on May 26, 2008 by lovetrials

I love brain teasers! I also happen to adore a smart man – not that many of you poor saps would know what that was… anyway, enjoy playing with this as a break from playing with yourself!

http://brainteasers.ic.cz/zip/frogsgame.swf

About that stimulis check…

Posted in stupid people on May 21, 2008 by lovetrials

taxestaxes

Man up… and grow a pair of balls

Posted in hookerific, panties, panty, rude people, stupid people on May 8, 2008 by lovetrials

I have had such an interesting day with wimpy milk sopped excuses for people today that I actually said that phrase twice.

of course, if you can not Man up- then throw on those White Strips, gird your loins, shave your legs and find a thong – I know lots of men who would like to use and abuse a pathetic thing like you!