sex and the wish list

Amizon.com sent me an e-mail asking me if my wish list is ready for the holidays.

Seriously, all I want right now is a pink sweater and a chocolate chip cookie.

Niteflirt is down

Poor bastards, what. Will you beat off to now? You can always go to “www.thethingsiwant.com” and buy me presents… Look for princess12toes, or comment here

Dave!!!

My phrase of the day is Parking Lot Pervert: I always knew WalMart was icky, now I know why

Adam’s Panties

The crackberry ran out of power and so I could not get his third call tonight, but I am all kinds of excited about opening my email for his panties pics. Just think: in Canada- an almost 6ft tall man with tattoos is wearing pink plaid pajamas.

Yes, you may touch yourself now.

Lair de Sade

This is the most infamous door in North Hollywood- behind ot is a dungeon

Adam in Canada

Purple thongs but no Visa? No wonder you suck cock, you’re sweet but not man enough to get it together!

Sex on the pool table

http://www.ozonebilliards.com/biwosiposex.html. This is. For Rick in So Carolina

To call me:

Penis or bike?

I wonder if he has a small bike because he has a small….!

Speaker Phone

Give me a Bra and the Purdue Pervert: this is who listened in on your call.